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Our spies have given us a report about the pirate haven of Port-au-Prince, apparently attempting to build a hotel and rebrand itself as a resort for Inuit and Blackfoot tourists. The reviews, however, are less than impressive. “The whole place stinks of rum,” wrote one disappointed visitor.